litlover12

Actually, it was last week, but I just found out. To celebrate, a few of my favorite quotes (with a little help from IMDb and WikiQuote) . . .

"Please excuse these two. They're themselves today."

"Boom!"

"Get me Tokyo."
"What, on the radio?"
"No, open the door and yell."

"I'm not so think as you drunk I am."

"Who's Walter?"
"Oh, that's my given name."
"Give it back."

"Ah, Bach!"

"I'd like to talk to you about Corporal Klinger."
"And his all-girl orchestra?"

"My bear went off!"

"And now, here he is, for the sixth hit week! Five o'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism!"

"Count off!"
"Are you one?"
"Yes, are you?"

"Horse hockey!"

"'Dear son --'"
"You obviously haven't sent her a recent picture."

"We just saw a new dance -- the Lebanese Fast Shuffle."

"I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"

"But first, a song!"

"You tell him, Ferret Face!"

And so many more . . .