Double your snark

This one requires two trailers. The first one has more general awfulness, but the second one has that can't-miss last shot of Milla Jovovich going all Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Which is of course the first thing I think of when I think of The Three Musketeers, don't you?

And, yes, I'll be going to see it. Honestly, Matthew Macfadyen, the things I do for you.