Nerve-racking Nationals

It's U.S. figure skating nationals week again, which means I'm going to be a hand-wringing nervous wreck for the next few days. Sports fandom is not for the faint of heart. I swear the nerves get worse every year. (And I'm only watching; imagine how the skaters feel!)

I seriously have no idea how I'm going to get through this. I'm considering either (1) hibernation or (2) heavy drinking.