The return of snark

[litlover12]

We haven't done a good movie trailer snark in a LONG time. Thanks to jenny_wildcat for giving me the idea to start again, with that mainstay of the snarking community: Twilight. Specifically, Breaking Dawn, Part 2: Thank God This Is the Last One.

First thought: Somewhere, Anakin Skywalker is silently thanking Edward Cullen for coming up with a dumber come-on line than "I don't like sand."

Second thought: Bambi! NOOOOOOO!

Comments

[sonneta.livejournal.com]

"We're the same temperature now" legit creeps me out.

Maybe it's just because Kristen Stewart is kind of infamous for her lack of affect, but she just sounds so *bored* to me in the beginning V.O. "After 18 years of being totally boring... I'm still... totally bored."

ETA: Also, I realize this series of movies is very much for fans of the book, but I wouldn't know *what* this movie was about based on this trailer. There's a girl... and she's apparently turned into some sort of monster (red eyes), and... that's about all I'm getting.

AND I am surprised that Taylor Lautner isn't shirtless in this trailer. XD

[msantimacassar.livejournal.com]

Well, that was probably the most boring thing ever. Can't we even have some vampire fighting or baby mutants running around?

[jenny-wildcat.livejournal.com]

You haven't lived until you're sitting in a quiet movie theater with all kinds of teenage girls entranced by a trailer and suddenly you break the mood by laughing out loud at what is meant to be a serious moment. I made no friends that day. But it was worth it!

Glad I could help share in the snark!

[mosinging1986.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I actually have to go see this movie! And pay for it!

That chick is the dullest character I've ever seen in fiction. EVER. The double miracle is that there's an actress just as dull to play her.

[ever-maedhros.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, Anakin Skywalker is silently thanking Edward Cullen for coming up with a dumber come-on line than "I don't like sand."

YOU JUST KILLED ME. ROFL.