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Snark and the beanstalk
Feb. 14th, 2013 11:03 pmHas anyone done a mashup of Jack the Giant Slayer and The Hobbit yet? Because if not, someone really, really needs to.
Once upon a snark
Jan. 6th, 2013 07:54 pmWe're long overdue for some good old movie trailer snarking. Fortunately, we have here God's gift to snarkers: over-the-top fight scenes and CGI, anachronistically dressed classic characters speaking modern American slang, and a fairy tale done over as a bad episode of CSI: Germany, all wrapped up in one deliciously snarkable package. Have fun!
Movie snark: Still photo edition
Jun. 13th, 2012 01:25 pmIt's not a trailer, but I'd say it's pretty darn snarkable anyway -- so have at it!
ETA: Just found and added another one. They're like potato chips: You can't snark just one.
ETA: Just found and added another one. They're like potato chips: You can't snark just one.
The return of snark
Apr. 9th, 2012 07:46 pmWe haven't done a good movie trailer snark in a LONG time. Thanks to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jenny_wildcat for giving me the idea to start again, with that mainstay of the snarking community: Twilight. Specifically, Breaking Dawn, Part 2: Thank God This Is the Last One.
jenny_wildcat for giving me the idea to start again, with that mainstay of the snarking community: Twilight. Specifically, Breaking Dawn, Part 2: Thank God This Is the Last One.
First thought: Somewhere, Anakin Skywalker is silently thanking Edward Cullen for coming up with a dumber come-on line than "I don't like sand."
Second thought: Bambi! NOOOOOOO!
Double your snark
Oct. 14th, 2011 08:49 amThis one requires two trailers. The first one has more general awfulness, but the second one has that can't-miss last shot of Milla Jovovich going all Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Which is of course the first thing I think of when I think of The Three Musketeers, don't you?
And, yes, I'll be going to see it. Honestly, Matthew Macfadyen, the things I do for you.
And, yes, I'll be going to see it. Honestly, Matthew Macfadyen, the things I do for you.
Let's snark again like we did last summer
Oct. 13th, 2011 10:25 pmmsantimacassar has most obligingly sent along some more snarking material: the fuller trailer for W.E. (And I do mean fuller. Hey Madonna, the trailer's not supposed to be movie-length itself!)Still no sign of Bertie or Elizabeth that I can see. Wise choice. When you're trying to pretend that your lead characters are brave and heroic, you don't want to show the supporting characters who were being really brave and heroic. People might get mixed up.
Son of snark
Sep. 25th, 2011 01:22 pmHere we have the trailer to the fourth Underworld film. Because when critics and audiences alike dump all over a film, it really means that they want you making sequels into eternity.
Oh, Charles Dance . . . you must have REALLY needed a paycheck.
Oh, Charles Dance . . . you must have REALLY needed a paycheck.
To snark is human
Sep. 20th, 2011 03:59 pmsonneta is getting into the movie snarking game. She's got a deliciously terrible trailer for Anonymous, Roland Emmerich's rehash of Shakespeare's life and times (emphasis on "hash"). The entry's locked, but if you're on her f-list, go forth and snark!So much snark, so little time
Sep. 19th, 2011 09:11 pmHere we have Leo DiCaprio as the mommy-fixated title character of J. Edgar. Dudes, face it, you cannot make Leo DiCaprio look old. It's not humanly possible. You could put ninety pounds of gray hair and wrinkles on him and it still wouldn't do the trick. He's the Dorian Gray of our generation.
You may snark when ready
Sep. 18th, 2011 05:28 pmFellow snarkers, I give you the new Breaking Dawn trailer. You're welcome.
Since a number of us here expressed a desire to some movie snarking, I present to you two recently released clips from W.E., for your snarking pleasure.
Lord knows, they're asking for it.
Lord knows, they're asking for it.
