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I've decided the worst thing about the new LJ format is the headlines on the side. As if trending headlines on Facebook weren't enough of a study in asininity, now we get them here too. "Johnny Depp sends his first set of payments from Amber Heard divorce settlement to charities"! "Taylor Swift wishes Blake Lively a happy birthday!" WHOOP DE FREAKING DO. If we have to have the things, couldn't they be about something substantial or at least interesting?