You may snark when ready

[litlover12]

Fellow snarkers, I give you the new Breaking Dawn trailer. You're welcome.

Comments

[digne.livejournal.com]

Oh dear!!! Perfect icon for this btw! That was ...

The only word I can think of is cheese.

If only my friend Eric still lived here. He grew up in Forks and my other friends and I used to love to make Twilight jokes at his expense.

[sonneta.livejournal.com]

I giggle-snorted. The headboard destruction! The chewed pillows! THE DEMON BABYYYYY.

[litlover12.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh your icon!! AWESOME!

[goldvermilion87.livejournal.com]

I think this deserves more of a ....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(and also a resounding headdesk)

[ever-maedhros.livejournal.com]

Ack, the movie's coming! I've got a vampire-bashing WIP that I have to finish and send out on submission BEFORE the last movie in two parts is out!

[asoulinbliss.livejournal.com]

Have to make a completely irrelevant comment here because I just really love the Alot (from your icon). My teacher friends and I refer to him often. :)

[mosinging1986.livejournal.com]

I see Bella isn't waking up black and blue from head to toe after her wedding night.

Ack! Really? Isn't that all kinds of... creepy?

I have got to read this series, just to see what all the fuss is about. I did read the first one because it was a gift.

[mosinging1986.livejournal.com]

I was reading about it on Wikipedia. Holy cow, that is appalling! Especially for a book written for teens/pre-teens!

[msantimacassar.livejournal.com]

>_< Oh dear...

There isn't enough sparkling in this! I protest! What are the little tweens going to do? Be thankful Bella doesn't look all beat up after her wedding night? Be jealous there not the ones making out with Edward under a waterfall? And I just can't wait to see how they get around the bloodiness of the birth scene.

[msantimacassar.livejournal.com]

It is appalling! And it only gets worse with Jacob's creepy crush on ReneeEsmee (whatever the kid's name is).

[mosinging1986.livejournal.com]

The Wiki page said her child is his soulmate? Or he thinks she is/wants her to be? But wasn't he in love with Bella? Although I have not the slightest clue why either of these two guys is so obsessed with her in the first place.

Ack! I need brain bleach. The more I think about it, the more it squicks me out.

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It frightens me how much I know about it, having only read the first book, never seen the movies, and not particularly seeking out much information. (Until now.)

[sonneta.livejournal.com]

I saw an LJ friend using it and was like, "MUST HAVE." It's by iconzicons.

[zansa-san.livejournal.com]

Okay, srsly? Just ... ew. With the headboard and the pillows and the ... ew!

I mean, I only got about 3 chapters into the first book before I just gave up. Couldn't even make it to the halfway point. Which is, ironically, about how far into Wicked I made it before throwing in the towel ...