Son of snark

[litlover12]

Here we have the trailer to the fourth Underworld film. Because when critics and audiences alike dump all over a film, it really means that they want you making sequels into eternity.

Oh, Charles Dance . . . you must have REALLY needed a paycheck.

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[msantimacassar.livejournal.com]

Kate Beckinsale, is that really you? You poor girl...

I think the horse is officially dead. Of course there's always some snark to be beaten out of it! Scary vampire things and werewolves, oh noes!

Poor Dance, he must be desperate!

[ever-maedhros.livejournal.com]

I'm actually very, very, very excited about a fourth movie. Probably because I'd love to be Kate Beckinsale running around in black leather killing evil vampires. *hides for a second*

But in this one, she's apparently killing humans. Not so sure I'll enjoy that . . .

Oh, well. I'll wait and see. Chances are, it may turn out to be terrible, in which case I will happily jump on the snark bandwagon. :)

[litlover12.livejournal.com]

That's all right. You may delay your snark as long as necessary. ;-)

[ever-maedhros.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I shall. :)

[2theriver2pray.livejournal.com]

I was very excited about this too. It has been a little tampered from knowing the plot of the film. I was a little okay they are kind of stealing from Twilight now.

It has Kate and vampires. I have a soft spot for vampires since I was nicknamed vampire in junior high by classmates. I always pale and rarely there since I was always sick.

The humans she's killing better be really, really evil. :(

Plus Charles Dance!!!! I'd watch him read a phone book.

[ever-maedhros.livejournal.com]

They're stealing from Twilight? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, NO! One of the things I loved best about the previous movies (mostly the first one) was it was nothing like Twilight.

I've never liked vampires--but I'm pale, to the point where, when I shied away from a really, really bright light during an checkup, my eye doctor called me a vampire. (Ironic thing is, now I'm writing a vampire book that I hope to submit to and get accepted by a publisher. And all the vampires die. LOL!)

I agree--if she's killing innocents, I will not be amused.

Without Bill Nighy there, they have to get somebody awesome like Charles Dance. :)

[sylverwind.livejournal.com]

This is random and doesn't fit the post, but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAY!

I hope you're having a fabulous day and that we get to hear about your birthday shenanigans soooon! :)

[litlover12.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks! :-) I had Thai food, and chocolate cake, and got sweaters and a B&N gift card and a locket with a cat on it!

[goldvermilion87.livejournal.com]

British actors are always in horrible films playing the baddies...

[totallyclassics.livejournal.com]

This looks awful,just as awful as the first one.European actors always get crappy roles in Hollywood,or end up on tv i.e. Hugh Laurie,Alexander Skarsgård,Nikolaj Coster Waldau etc,so it´s not that shocking to see Charles Dance in this one.He probably needs to pay off a morgage awaiting his next (real) movie to start shooting in Hungary or something.It´s alwaright,I forgive him <3