NOOOO! Don't go in there!

Still checking in on the adventures of Amy Dorrit -- who seriously needs to clean up her spelling -- and Arthur Clennam on Twitter (why yes, I am in need of a life. How did you know?). Arthur's latest entry gave me the sort of feeling you get when the heroine in the horror movie starts down the steps of the darkened basement:

"Rumor has it...that now is the time to invest with Merdle...10:02 AM Jul 2nd from web"

I don't suppose there's any way to fling yourself bodily in front of someone on Twitter, is there?